"Felice Fawn": Lauren's Grand Fabricated Identity
Wow Lauren, what a kind thing to do/post when your fiance just lost his job.  Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Also, isn’t JamJars a 17 year old teenager and yourself a 23 year old “woman”?  But I suppose we have to take into account your greatly stunted emotional and mental maturity.
 How many synonyms of “pathetic” can I come up with?

Wow Lauren, what a kind thing to do/post when your fiance just lost his job.  Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

Also, isn’t JamJars a 17 year old teenager and yourself a 23 year old “woman”?  But I suppose we have to take into account your greatly stunted emotional and mental maturity.

 How many synonyms of “pathetic” can I come up with?

Lauren wore one of the shirts she bought with the money she scammed from all those people to her latest shoot, how kind.

*See bottom photo:  Lauren posted these new shirts she bought after the extent of  her scamming was first uncovered.  She had the gall to do this while at the same time telling everyone she had no money to reimburse the people from whom she stole.  

It’s almost unbelievable to me that a person can be this shitty, but these people exist and Lauren is one of them.  She has not been held accountable, she is not sorry.  She will continue to manipulate people and lie to get what she wants.  Lauren has no loyalty to anyone; not to Rich (her ongoing relationship with Andy), her disposable human accessories (lovingly ignoring Merry in favor of model Maja to the point that Merry had to go into her chatroom to contact her about her recent shoot), and certainly not to her animals (also interchangeable props she trades out).  What makes any of her “fans” think they’re exempt?

Merry

freelice:

sorry to break it to you guys but merry is just as much of a twat as felice. even after her correspondance with el-o-el she’s still ignoring people and wasting peoples time and money for her own gain.

shes clearly just as much of a liar and manipulative. i also met her at a tumblr meet up a few months ago and got an odd vibe from her. she was very rude and grumpy and even acted more important than felice did, it was strange.

JUST FOR THE LULZ ‘CAUSE I’M HUNGOVER…

Top image:  Someone else’s horrifying attempt at shoopin’ Lauren!  However, while they gave her her standard photoshop cartoon face, they forgot to shop her hair (larger), neck (thinner), ears (smaller), arms (smaller)…you get the point.  Fail!

Bottom image: For reference.

That situation with the Royal Mail isn’t even plausible, Lauren.  I believe the person above explained it best.
Lauren is only claiming this bullshit because she’s tired of seeing people hold her accountable for it on her tumblr tag.
…and those packages she posted a photo of?  Didn’t she just recently buy (even) more clothing for herself?  You cannot tell me Lauren left her den of smoke to venture her unphotoshopped person into an actual store.  
One more thing:  If the story she told really was true, wouldn’t THE RIGHT THING TO DO be to reimburse the people with lost packages immediately?

That situation with the Royal Mail isn’t even plausible, Lauren.  I believe the person above explained it best.

Lauren is only claiming this bullshit because she’s tired of seeing people hold her accountable for it on her tumblr tag.

…and those packages she posted a photo of?  Didn’t she just recently buy (even) more clothing for herself?  You cannot tell me Lauren left her den of smoke to venture her unphotoshopped person into an actual store.  

One more thing:  If the story she told really was true, wouldn’t THE RIGHT THING TO DO be to reimburse the people with lost packages immediately?

Poor Merry had been trying to contact Lauren via email/twitter/fb/etc, and finally had to resort to going into one of Lauren’s chats, where Lauren told her that “I have a lot of emails in my inbox”, or something to that extent.
Merry is not as ~stylish of a human accessory as Maja.  She had to be traded, just like Betty was for Voodoo, and Voodoo was traded for Rocky.  In Lauren’s world, every living being is a prop!

Poor Merry had been trying to contact Lauren via email/twitter/fb/etc, and finally had to resort to going into one of Lauren’s chats, where Lauren told her that “I have a lot of emails in my inbox”, or something to that extent.

Merry is not as ~stylish of a human accessory as Maja.  She had to be traded, just like Betty was for Voodoo, and Voodoo was traded for Rocky.  In Lauren’s world, every living being is a prop!

I get that she’s pulling a face here, but along with the tumblr meetup pics, you can see how the alcohol is taking its toll.  The “beer bloat” in her face is unmistakable.
PSA:  You cannot lead a lifestyle like Lauren’s and have it not damage your appearance.  I say appearance because that is what draws people to Lauren.  It isn’t glamorous, it is not sustainable, it will take an even greater toll (health-wise AND appearance-wise) as she ages.  Don’t let photoshop fool you into believing otherwise.  

I get that she’s pulling a face here, but along with the tumblr meetup pics, you can see how the alcohol is taking its toll.  The “beer bloat” in her face is unmistakable.

PSA:  You cannot lead a lifestyle like Lauren’s and have it not damage your appearance.  I say appearance because that is what draws people to Lauren.  It isn’t glamorous, it is not sustainable, it will take an even greater toll (health-wise AND appearance-wise) as she ages.  Don’t let photoshop fool you into believing otherwise.  

Hmm…Lauren has been getting sloppy with photoshop.

Hmm…Lauren has been getting sloppy with photoshop.

Because of similar comments made to people who know Lauren irl, I most definitely can see her saying this.  
Oh, so anti-thinspo!  Fake hypocrite.

Because of similar comments made to people who know Lauren irl, I most definitely can see her saying this.  

Oh, so anti-thinspo!  Fake hypocrite.

freelice:

felice who supposedly doesn’t wear extensions

freelice:

felice who supposedly doesn’t wear extensions